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poke-stache:

Does this look like mercy to you? http://ift.tt/SvNZCQ

Having one of those “What if” days again.. Ugh, the absolute worst

mattchew03:

For God so loved the world…

pterodactyl-tendencies:

catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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Wat

tell em barbie

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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
Never forget

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floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

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