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mattchew03:

For God so loved the world…

pterodactyl-tendencies:

catsfurever:

justsaynope:

catsfurever:

“get in the kitchen” jokes

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barbie should get back in the kitchen and cook up some sicker burns

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Wat

tell em barbie

(Source: twinkwhisperer)

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
Never forget

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floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

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(Source: materiajunkie, via hitlersasshole)

geekinthegreendress:

for-one-shining-moment:

YOU GET A BARRICADE! AND YOU GET A BARRICADE! EVERYBODY GETS A BARRICADE!

IT’S BACK

(via ruln)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos, via ruln)