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eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via bailfacee)

So Reed and I played Outlast for the first time a couple of days ago.

Oh my fucking god. I don’t know if i’ve ever laughed that hard. 

I mean tears were pouring down it was amazing.

Not like crying, but those weird tears when you can’t stop laughing.

Reed was so fucking scared (and I was pretty spooked too) and he never wanted me to progress because he was afraid of what would happen next. 

I really wish I had an HD PVR 2 so i could record stuff like that (since the xbone only takes HDMI and my pvr only takes composite and colorstream). they cost about $150 so once the family coffee shop opens this month I’ll start having money come in again and I can buy one. I really want to play it with Maria to see her reaction.

Ho boy I can’t wait! 

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

i fucking watched this

for 15 minutes

waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one

15 minutes

of staring 

i trusted you

do you understand 

how much i want to kill you right now

son of a fucking bitch

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4gifs:

You won’t be needing this anymore…

red-lipstick:

Carson Ellis (b. 1975, Vancouver, Canada) - The Infinite Corpse

(Source: corpsey.trubbleclub.com, via sexymachine)